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About Me Official Beta Tester Anthro Artist [[[ Archaic Ikazuchi ]]]Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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- Ancient Archaic -

:bulletgreen::bulletorange::bulletyellow:ANCIENT ARCHAIC:bulletyellow::bulletorange::bulletgreen:





SYMMETRYYYYYYYY

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:bulletgreen::bulletorange::bulletyellow:LUXRAY /// RENTORAA:bulletyellow::bulletorange::bulletgreen:

Kid in Unsymmetrical Despair

:bulletgreen::bulletorange::bulletyellow:KID IN UNSYMMETRICAL DESPAIR:bulletyellow::bulletorange::bulletgreen:

Sol of Desire - Ch 2 Cover

:bulletgreen::bulletorange::bulletyellow:SΩL OF DΣSIRΣ:bulletyellow::bulletorange::bulletgreen:

Sol of Desire is a new comic series that I've been wanting to do for a while. It stars my Sonic fan character, Archaic, as he travels throughout a strange world in search of the mighty Sol Emeralds. Before long, he soon discovers that a dark, mysterious alliance is also in pursuit of the gems, and a certain blue hedgehog. Archaic eventually meets Sonic, and they team up to combat the organization and their evil plot. But that's not all- the Chaos Emeralds are also somehow involved. Can Archaic and Sonic gather all the precious Emeralds before the alliance does and save the universe?

Click on the page numbers below to see that page!

:bulletgreen:CHAPTER 1:
:bulletorange:AN ENIGMATIC ALLIANCE
:bulletyellow:Cover P1 P2 P3 P4 P5 P6 P7 P8 P9 P10 P11 P12 P13 P14

:bulletgreen:CHAPTER 2:
:bulletorange:PICTURES HUNG IN THE SHADOWS
:bulletyellow:Cover P1 P2 P3 P4 P5 P6 P7

:bulletgreen:CHAPTER 3:
:bulletorange:THERE ARE WARS THAT CAN'T BE WON
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My Favorite Deviations

:bulletgreen::bulletorange::bulletyellow:私のフェイヴォリトディヴィエションズ:bulletyellow::bulletorange::bulletgreen:

PPL'S GLORIOUS TYPOS OR SPEAKOS AS MAKA CALLS THEM

JHEY --- HEY
HEYT --- HEY
YHEN --- THEN
IHM --- HIM
QHAT --- WHAT
HJOOTERS --- HOOTERS
BNAD --- BAD
SORRYT --- SORRY
SYMETRICALLT --- SYMMETRICAL
WHO I --- WHO IS
DIFFERNELT --- DIFFERENTLY
IKA --- ?
AYQUAXE --- RAYQUAZA
HAIT --- ?
HIME --- HIM
SPALT --- SPLAT
KSRYS --- KRYS
ELSS --- ELSE
HJAD --- HAD
ASTROY BY MOVIE --- ASTROBOY MOVIE
ISCARBBLE --- ISCRIBBLE
BULE --- BLUE
BLEEF --- BLEED
ARNCIHIAC --- ARCHAIC
SPIRT --- SPIRIT
4KIS --- 4KIDS
WUIT --- WUT
THJE --- THE
NOPT --- NOPE
LEMMGET --- LEMME GET
SMIPLES --- SIMPLE?
DONTING --- DOING?
BADLT --- BADLY
EATH --- DEATH
SHALE --- SHAKE
BEWARD --- BEWARE
PLIED --- REPLIED
GOTAT --- GOTTA
EADF --- HEAD
SCRAY --- SCARY
FAHER --- FATHER
DESOAUR --- DESPAIR
HOTMI --- HITOMI
GALLAGE --- ARCHAIC
FANGIT --- DANGIT
HNES --- HE'S
LRYSTAL --- KRYSTAL
ARCHJAIC --- ARCHAIC
STROY --- STORY
YOUTUBER --- YOUTUBE
ANGFIE --- ANGIE
STOPO --- STOP
MACJH --- MUCH
OMGOT --- OMG?
OKZ --- PLZ
SAD --- SAY
HUEE --- HURR
TAWT --- ???

THE BEST CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

"Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac. He got one."
"Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful."
"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about."
"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer."
"Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover."
"If you have 3 dollars and Chuck Norris has 1 dollar, Chuck Norris has more money than you."
"Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks."
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
"There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up."
"If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space, you know who would win? Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks."
"Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes."
"When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul."
"Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting."
"Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him."
"Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people."
"Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off. Thus the circle of life."
"Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb."
"Chuck Norris let the dogs out."
"When you say 'no one's perfect,' Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult."
"The first rule of Chuck Norris: you do not talk about Chuck Norris."
"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."
"There’s an order to the universe: Space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first."
"Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint."
"There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma."
"Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."
"Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."
"When Chuck Norris plays video games, he has unlimited lives."
"If you look up Chuck Norris in the dictionary, it just says 'Yes.'"

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If I start making Sol of Desire like this pic: [link] (sketched on paper and colored on Paint), will you be mad? 

64%
27 deviants said LOL I don't care, its your comic :3
24%
10 deviants said I don't read Sol of Desire hurr
12%
5 deviants said YES I WILL BE MAD

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:bulletblue::bulletpurple::bulletred:哀しみ ❖ 乱脈 ❖ 絶望:bulletred::bulletpurple::bulletblue:
:bulletgreen::bulletorange::bulletyellow:アルカイック 雷 ❖ ARCHAIC IKAZUCHI:bulletyellow::bulletorange::bulletgreen:
:bulletgreen::bulletorange::bulletyellow:エルレイドていしゅ ❖ MASTERGALLADE:bulletyellow::bulletorange::bulletgreen:
:bulletblue::bulletpurple::bulletred:哀しみ ❖ 乱脈 ❖ 絶望:bulletred::bulletpurple::bulletblue:

Wai herro thar internetalonians! Greetings webites! I am teh great MasterGallade, but y'all can call me Archaic, that would be most appreciated :3 I'm just your average teenager guy person thing on teh Intarwebs, although I am not at all like normal teens because I don't swear, I have a good relationship with my parents, I rarely get depressed, and ya know, crap like that. I am generally very kind unless someone gets me really mad (like making fun of something I like) then I will like, explode XD Also I LOOOOOVE to correct people, I do it ASMUCHASICAN! Just a few warnings LOL

I have OCD (like Death the Kid |D) so I try to keep everything nice and straight and symmetrical, including my deviantART page. I also tend to memorize things that have no relevance to life whatsoever, like all of Organization XIII's members with their title, number, weapon, and real name (Zexion, The Cloaked Schemer, 5, Lexicon, Ienzo); the numbers of random Pokemon (Scizor: 212); all the element symbols of the Periodic Table except the lanthanoids and actinoids (Mercury: Hg); crap like that. And not to mention I am teaching myself japanese so I have all the katakana, all the hiragana, and some kanji memorized |D

And another thing... I'm a little weird with new interests; I don't know how to deal with them, so I say I hate them at first glance, but then I check them out and then I like them C: Examples of this are: Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei, Soul Eater, Lady GaGa, Katy Perry, and some other crap I can't remember. So yeah, my art mainly consists of Klonoa and Sonic stuff, although thanks to =xXPitsLittleAngelXx, I have started to practice drawing humans C: Oh and I also draw some Pokemon, Soul Eater, Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei, Final Fantasy, and Persona stuff. Enjoy my page gaizez :3

Oh yeah, that's my little bundle of joy in my ID up there, Archaic Ikazuchi the Hedgehog, official blood brother of Draco Inazuma the Hedgehog (created by ~venomous-cupcake) :3 I'm assuming that you'll want a fabulous well-thought-out description of him, but I dun feel like doing that. So read those fancy bullet thingies gosh darn it -3-

:bulletgreen:Archaic has a boot fetish, like myself
:bulletorange:Archaic is obsessed with toast
:bulletyellow:Archaic has lemon chiffon-colored fur, not yellow
:bulletgreen:Archaic tastes like mayonnaise and lemons
:bulletorange:Archaic screams when he has problems
:bulletyellow:Archaic will shoot lightning at you; it will hurt
:bulletgreen:Archaic wishes he was born in the 80's
:bulletorange:Archaic sings in the shower
:bulletyellow:Archaic has used the word 'fancy' in conversation
:bulletgreen:Archaic never drinks milk from coconuts found in the dark
:bulletorange:Archaic is in jail for loitering, not manslaughter
:bulletyellow:Archaic says "Buy more cards!"
:bulletgreen:Archaic knows you want his sexy boots
:bulletorange:Archaic bought two boxen yesterday
:bulletyellow:Archaic can hold up to 6 and a half songs

OK now here's all the info about the real-life me and how awesome I am for all of the stalkers and predators so they can find me and come to my house to give me chocolate and other confectionary treats :3

REAL NAME: Kekotico Catalanus Englishus Maidisius
REAL NAME CON'T: Mayonnaisus
NICKNAMES: Archaic, Randomman, Dominic, Samurai
NICKNAMES CON'T: Orcheic, Galleta, Gatoraid, Cookie
SEEEEX: Male, you losers
ORIENTATION: Straighttt
STATUS: Married to *Pikkapal since Thu 8-13-09 kthxs~
LOCATION: Central Command Office Thing of Paraguay
AGE: A number between 13 and Y
JOINED DA ON: June 21, 2007
CATCHPHRASE1: Sorrow is eternal!!!1one
CATCHPHRASE2: I can't live like this!
CATCHPHRASE3: HE/SHE/IT DOES EXIST
CATCHPHRASE4: HAVE FUN
CATCHPHRASE5: Oh snap!

FAVE COLOR: Green
FAVE TV SHOW: Friends
FAVE FOOD: Toast
FAVE DRINK: Pepsi
FAVE KLONOA CHARA: King of Sorrow
FAVE SONIC CHARA: Silver the Hedgehog
FAVE POKEMON: #475 Gallade
FAVE GAME SERIES: Klonoa
FAVE GAME: Klonoa 2 Lunatea's Veil
FAVE GAME CHARA: King of Sorrow
FAVE ANIME: Soul Eater
FAVE ANIME CHARA: Death the Kid
FAVE MANGA: Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei
FAVE MANGA CHARA: Chiri Kitsu
FAVE BAND: Bon Jovi
FAVE SINGER: Lady GaGa
FAVE SONG 1: "Have a Nice Day" by Bon Jovi
FAVE SONG 2: "Paparazzi" by Lady GaGa
FAVE SONG 3: "Bad Romance" by Lady GaGa
FAVE SONG 4: "Keep the Faith" by Bon Jovi
FAVE SONG 5: "Complicated" by Bon Jovi
FAVE ACTRESS: Jennifer Aniston
FAVE ACTOR: Jim Carrey

:bulletgreen:STUFF THAT I REALLY LOVE:
Boots, keys, toast, bagel, bandages, aura, limited edition stuff, arrows, chevrons, sorrow, chaos, despair, blood, really freaky/mysterious things (like 0², Giygas, Bagoo, etc), catchy jingles (like "The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cuuup"), Klonoa, Sonic, Pokemon, Soul Eater, Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei, Bleach, Final Fantasy VII/VIII/XIII, Kingdom Hearts (except the first one), boots, Persona 3/4, Mario, Yoshi, Yugioh, Bomberman, Bon Jovi, Journey, Crush 40, Brian Regan, Kelly Clarkson, Santana, Lady GaGa, Katy Perry, Friends, Drake & Josh, boots, Back at the Barnyard, Penguins of Madagascar, Flapjack, Ed Edd n Eddy, Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Rachael Ray, Johnny Depp, Billy Ray Cyrus, Morgan Freeman, Jim Carrey, boots, Steve Carell, Ben Stiller, Tim Allen, Billy Mays, Pete Capella, Bella Hudson, Tetsuya Nomura, Yuji Uekawa, Kazuki Takahashi, Hironobu Yoshida, boots, Masakazu Fukuda, Kouki Saitou, "Big Mama" Tagawa, Crona, Death the Kid, Maka, Gallade, Mew, Rotom, cognates, irony, alliteration, redundancy, satires, references, parodies, cameos, errors, misprints, impressing people with my uber l33t hax Japanese kana skills, Unown Q (because it looks like a key), Unown L (because it looks like a boot), Unown Y (because it's my favorite letter), pink-colored things (like Mew, Kirby, Crona, Marluxia, etc), boots, the Sonic fan comics Eclipse and The Shadow of Chaos on dA, etc. But of course, this is not EVERYTHING that I really love.

:bulletorange:CRAP THAT I STRONGLY DISLIKE:
Cliche things, really bad fan characters, the new Cartoon Network (except Flapjack), The Game, South Park, Naruto (except Zetsu), Death Note, Dragon Ball Z, The Legend of Zelda, Yugioh 5D's (except Yusei Fudo), Touhou, Keroro Gunsou, Full Metal Alchemist, Inu Yasha, Ghosts of the Future (I respect EvanStanley as an artist but I just don't like the comic; don't ask why), Team Fortress 2, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, school, online games (especially Runescape), generic games (like Halo, Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, etc), MMORPG's, Sonic X, Fawful, Mario (the character, not the series), non canon Sonic characters (like Nazo, Shadic, Cosmo, etc), Rouge, the Sonic Archie comic's storyline, Namco's decision to give Klonoa characters English voices, Pango, characters with fire powers, when people think people are gay just because they do things that gay people tend to do, when people say things like 'Get a life' and 'You have no life,' when people say they hate other people, when people try to force me to do something I clearly don't wanna do, when people suck me back into a conversation after I end it with a perfectly good 'XD LOL,' when people are depressed all the time, when people don't put a cartoon character as their favorite cartoon character, when people put the couples they hate/love in their sig, when people put those percentage things in their sig, when people put those little speech scenarios in their sig/in a comment on a deviation, when people draw Sonic characters with toes (3 toes is fine if done right but 5 toes is just plain wrong), 98% of anime, when people say japanese words that are overused on the internet (like kitsune, desu, and kawaii), when people say that their own art sucks, when people try to force me to look at something (like their drawings), Bugboy616's avatars, Caramelldansen, Paffendorf (mainly because I don't know what the heck it even is), etc. But of course, this is not EVERYTHING that I strongly dislike.

:bulletyellow:FRIENDS/ACCQUAINTINCES/AWESOMENESS
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:bulletgreen:PLZ ACCOUNTS I MADE:
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:bulletorange:CLUBS I AM IN:
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:bulletyellow:MY ALT ACCOUNTS:
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THIS 2% IN MY MIND INCLUDES:
Soul Eater, Bleach, Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei, the Perfect Chaos and Finalhazard episodes of Sonic X, the Kanto and Johto Seasons of Pokemon, and the first series of Yugioh. That's it. Everything else is evil >:3

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Finally Finished Soul Eater

Journal Entry: Fri Oct 23, 2009, 10:43 PM
MAI JORNUL

I just finished Soul Eater like, a minute ago.

Best anime ever.

Now I'm sad.

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私マカ愛する
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HUSBAND AND WIFE YES
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ZETSUBOUSHITA
  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: "Two Story Town" by Bon Jovi
  • Reading: SZS #3 (STILL?!)
  • Watching: SOURUIITAA
  • Playing: NUTHING T^T
  • Eating: Toast!

My Epic Quotes

"Sorrow is eternal!!!1one"
"That's crazy!"
"I can't live like this!"
"Hammurabbi!"
"Rufus can do ANYTHING!"
"Rufus can do ANYTHING! Except win or lose!"
"This crap IS water!"
"That's my parent's favorite door!"
"Hey, our free speech is protected by the Statue of Liberty!"
"You want some fries with that salt?"
"There may be 7 days in a week, but there's not that many in a year!"
"Adding the letter 'U' to a word gives it flavour."
"There's only one difference between generic and cliche: how they're spelled."
"Irony controls your life."
"Real men wear boots."
"Don't judge a movie by its official trailer."
"What a crazy yet convenient plot twist!"
"I am the King of Cameos! The Ruler of References! The Aeon of Allusions! The Sovereign of Secrets! Eh, you get it."
"Jellyfish. Jellyfish. That is the sound that jellyfishes make."
"Milk is a dairy product!"
"Who invented THAT?!"
"Cars are the best and worst inventions ever."
"I hate The Plain White Tees! They could've been called The Detailed Black Sweaters!"
"Klonoa's just like Sonic- only better."
"If you don't like Persona 3 then I'll shoot you! And I'll make sure that it ISN'T with an Evoker!"
"Death approaches."
"I sense flowers."
"All systems are go."
"Is that a zero on your chest? IT'S AN 'O'!"
"Beard!"
"They could pass off as twins! Yeah except one's living and one's living but not talking!
"1, 2, buckle my shoe; 3, 4, Frank's on my door; 5,6, pick up a Frank; 7, 8, before it's too late; 9, 10, I'm gonna die!"
"It flies."
"Cognates for the win!"
"The best advice ever: Don't die."
"If there's coins, there's more coins."
"I don't use ice- 'cause I'm a man!"
"Generic, cliche, and overused pun/insult!"
"What would you hate to be on when it breaks down? An escalator!"
"Hey Yug, what's that floaty thing on your forehead? It's my INNER EYE!"
"Hey Yug, you want some ketchup for... MY INNER EYE?! No, your french fries... MY INNER FRENCH FRIES?!"
"Hey Yug, what's the answer to number 4? INNER B!"
"Hulk not like letter Q. It look like puny letter O with kickstand."
"I laugh whenever I hear someone say 'kamikazes.'"
"'Cause I'm from Paraguay!"
"I'M IN DESPAIR OVER THE FACT THAT YOUR BRAIN IS HURTING FROM SO MANY PEOPLE SAYING THAT THEY'RE IN DESPAIR BECAUSE OF TONS OF PEOPLE COMPLAINING THAT THEY'RE IN DESPAIR BECAUSE OF THE HUGE ABUNDUNCE OF DESPAIR IN THIS INTERNET CULTURE INFESTED WORLD!"
"Bon Jovi was secretly Marluxia in the 80's."
"Ecusi! You know me! I know a guy!"
"5 hours, chef!"
"TEXTIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIS FUUUUUUUUUNokaysend!"
"Taykoz!
"Biiill."
"I won! The respect of my peers!"
"This is fake!"
"Whistling hurts... my existence."
"I bet you can't guess who Hitmonchan was based on! Hahaha! Jackie Lee!"
"This is real!"
"Friendship powers activate! Form of... your dead wife! Shape of... the car that killed her!"
"HAMMERZ!"
"Do a Bibarel Roll!"
"I wish I had a 360 so I could play crappy games... Like Chris? Yeah!"
"Hey, you know what should be an epic quote? Heh heh not you!"
"DERRAGATORRILY GAY!"
"Just letting you guys know, I'm not double-dipping, I'm carefully placing it."
"Hey you guys want to know how much it was for my ticket to the show? 500 Satan pesos?"
"Propellers... Yes... Large."
"Killing powers activate. Form of... death. Shape of... packages of three."
"Ya know, they changed Rotom's level for some reason; Pearl: 15, Platinum: 20. Hurhur, we made it harder!"
"Hey I was just there! That means you're following me..."
"Go put some pants on woman! I'm hungry!"
"Wall-E. THE 'E' IS RED."
"Get in there..."
"How do you play Paintball?"
"So."
"This place is a mess!"
"Life!"
"Dfsndsfgn."
"Hoi!"
"Brghty7."
"No pain, no gain."
"Improvised!"
"You wanna tussle?! You wanna tussle?! Would either of you like to tussle?"
"Germs germs!"
"She's back at her post!"
"I do not know how to walk."
"We gotta go to Special K!"
"Porque los huevos?! Why the eggs?!"
"Delivery boy. MAIL!"
"What? What does? What keeps it in his hands?! FRIENDSHIP!"
"Hey, what's green and says, 'Hi, I'm a frog!'?"
"Haha that was funny! Yeah that's why I laughed. Call me crazy."
"Unkle!"
"Yeah I dropped it twice. Once by accident, and once on purpose."
"My friend, buddy, pal, amigo, compadre... Aquaintance! No not that one."
"This is gonna rhyme- get ready!"
"Hey I have a story. It's pretty funny. I mean, in a dark sorta way- OK it's not funny."
"Are you keeping secrets from me? Well I have a secret too, and I'm not gonna tell you- I BREATHE AIR! Dang it!"
"Umm hi? Where's spring? I mean really! This is how it went: Fall, Winter, SprBAMSummer!"
"OK now I have the um... the swirly wheel..."
"I hate it when people suck me back into the conversation! I try to end it with a perfectly good "XD LOL" and they just say something that has no relevence or repeat what they just said!"
"DeviantART's only boot expert."
"Look at Spongebob, he's like 'Ahhhhh.' Uh he's not even looking at the screen... He's actually like 'Hey I'm not even looking at the screen!'"
"He's super mad. He's so mad he needs a cape."
"You missed that one 'F'? FIRED."
"Aw man I just accidentally talked to him again... Like how do you do that in real life? 'Hi-DANGIT!'"
"Crisis Core! The game that plays itself!"
"My name is... Squally."
"I'm Squally from SeeDUHHH!"
"The corporation."
"Wuhtuhbuhtuh! Want a bottle?"
"Mordecai."
"Wat *DOES THE FACE*"
"Fine then I'm gonna change my name! Now I'm Crap Bag. Mike CrapBag? Nope, just Crap Bag- first name: Crap, last name: Bag."
"Oh I'm sorry, all we have here is soup. Well I've made a firm resolution to never use spoons ever again. So I dunno how this is gonna work out."
"Le Nature's! We make drinks!"
"Cry, sob, weep, matrimony!"
"What's it mean? I don't know! Tell your friends!"
"Italian is Fun: Book One. They never made a sequel..."
"You should get his CD. I recommend it. In fact, I demand it."
"Um yea hai, I fail to see that as an epic quote! Um yeah I fail to exist!"
"Aww look at our special child... My name's Timmeh."
"Shiny Glalie: I'm gonna eat your babies!"
"Feraligatr: I'm gonna eat your children!"
"Did you enjoy your today?"
"I'll close your face. I'll close your life. Yeah, that's it."
"Come si dice 'How do you say?'"
"Beware the power of F5!"
"I am going to go get you a flight suit."
"This is the best thing ever!"
"Comment. Comment. That is the sound that commenting makes."
"Holy crap on a crapper!"
"Teal is epic fail. Yeah, now turquoise. That's where it's at."
"Didja ever notice that Meowth and Joey sound kinda the same? BROOKLYN SCRATCH!"
"That was BROOKLYN!"
"Do you replace every adjective and adverb with 'brooklyn?' I don't know what you're brooklyn talkin' about brooklyn Yug!"
"Why do they call him 'Yug' instead of 'Yugi?' Go Yugi! Oh woah wow wow, that was way too much effort... Go Yug!"
"For all of life's questions, we ask the BROOKLYN KYOOB!"
"My friend, buddy, pal, amigo, compadre... BROOKLYN! Yeah that one."
"Duhhh we didn't like recieve teh shipment of pain, we are gettin them in on teh Monday day sorry foar ur inconvenience."
"Hey there's another one of me! It's like a mirror! Except I have a sword!"
"I'm playing Pokemon TCG on the GBC!"
"Tomorrow!"
"Answer that fantsee pants!"
"Energy removal... it removes energies!"
"I'm bored of finding treasure; let's play a game!"
"Remember how crappy Gold and Silver's bag was? I have 18 pockets! Now I gotta find a Potion!"
"Oh yeah, the trainers don't have names in Red and Blue! So what makes this Lass different from that other Lass? Omigosh, they're multiplying!"
"Losers! All of you!"
"I believe it was Samus."
"Ahh sand in my eyes you jerk!"
"I do not understand how you can use that little ridiculous retarded fishing pole... to catch a Wailord."
"I love how creative they were with Magnemite and Diglett's evolved forms. Ugh I can't think of how these guys should look... Oh just copy and paste!"
"I remember the Weekday Kids. One of them had nothing to do with the day... it was like... Arthur Tuesday."
"How come Gary's gym was made out of Legos?!"
"I'm Lance and my team consists of all Dragon-types! ...Go Charizard."
"Hookkkaaayyy Here we have the game... SQUARE!"
"Yeah- yeah- yeah- yeah- yeah- yeah we diiiiiid."
"Who saved you? HER!"
"She didn't save you! AAAAAH!"
"You curr!"
"Friendship!"
"Keep it on the down low..."
"Hey, I can chop things with these sticks... I shall call them... stick chops."
"YeeeeAAAAAAH!"
"I can still see... the light of day... by an inch! By an inch!"
"The subject is the predicate of the noun!"
"Is your lunch lady BALD? Try Hair INA CAN!!"
"If you look at the map... yeah."
"Cut down in his optimus prime..."
"What's the news?"
"Look at that n00b on the swingset!"
"Cha-uck and Cha-arlie."
"No I didn't hear a doorbelDING DONG. Oh there it is."
"And another thing..."
"'Women in Politics'? Since when?"
"Halo may suck, but it has the best loading screen."
"All da F's!"
"True Jackson VP is filmed in front of a live studio SUCK!"
"It was such an accident!"
"Right here I'm cooking an omlette... Oh I see you got the divider!"
"What is with him and that divider?!"
"Divider! There's nothing in the pan, John... I know!"
"So I hear that you like to party! As long as there's a divider!"
"I will now make a food product out of Chris' brain!"
"I'm secreteing tomato juice. ...Eww."
"Geyt offa mai bayhd!"
"What if someone wanted to cosplay as 0² so he stabbed his eyes? I'm gonna go blind but at least I'll look like my favorite children's video game character."
"Random flying squirrel!"
"Unless you want to be ignored, never come up to me and say, 'Shadow FTW!'"
"Didn't Master Chief die? Well if you beat the game on Legendary, you find out!"
"I could care less because game loss is yours now! Actually I am impervious to The Game due to my... BON JOVI SHIRT! What?!?! But gameloss is everyone's, your 80's music shirt means nothing to The Game. I think if The Game saw my shirt, it would let me win."
"C and X are the two most useless letters of the alphabet. Like srsly. C wishes that it was a K or an S, and X is what happened when K and S got married."
"I wish I could have fun in the pool."
"Hey Frank, I'm being frank, Frank; you wanna frank, Frank?"
"Hey Billy, is that your cousin?... Billy Goat?!"
"MEGA BOMB!"
"Get out the chimps! It's a party!"
"Where's the ham?"
"Give the music back!"
"Moons! Give me your blessing! ...And your lunch money!"
"Oooh mama, you lookin' gooood! Aw not as good you lookin', boy! Nah you lookin' better! Nah you lookin' better! ...NAH! YOU LOOKIN' BETTAH!"
"Brah, I was stoked when I caught that tasty barrel!"
"Yo. No. So? Man, go with the flow!"
"DARN IT MAKA!"
"I POST THE LINK IN THE CHAT CAUSE I CAN DO THAT!"
"The cake is a spy!"
"My shniping powerz activate! Form of DEATH."
"Chris! Just shut up and tell me what you said!"
"CONSTRUCTION!"
"No possible way!"
"You're running on your treadmill and you can't pay your credit card bills!"
"Grab-On! Apply directly to the grab!"
"HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! "HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! Your commercials are so annoying! But I love your product!"
"You wear T-shirts, I wear other T-shirts! You wear blue jeans, I wear jeans as well!"
"Ya know I bet everything is gonna be named the same in FFXIII since they're gonna run outta names. Go to Midgar!"
"TYPING STUFF ON THE BOTTOM!"
"I'm creating the game!"
"GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! ...Hey Andrew. What? Go."
"'FUNNY <ONKEY YES' OHHHHH I SPELLED MONKEY WRONG AGH!"
"There's a roof on my pool? There's a roof on your pool. GET THAT ROOF OFF MY POOL!"
"The awesome manga I found y6esterday has made me one happy camper! THE 6 IS SILENT BTW!"
"LONG NAME APP HAS STOPPED WORKING!"
"PRESS R TO TRY AGAIN!"
"Why is my TV not making noise?!"
"It's always essential to save money for the future, just in face."
"I once got a RH and a normal GE Claydol in the same pack. It was the worst day of my life."
"You came to the wrong place EAUYE!"
"Silence is golden."
"This silence is even moar golden than the previous silence."
"I'm on a boat! ...I am a boat!"
"When it rains fish are easy to catch a bored says."
"Che sport FAI?!"
"ANCHE?!"
"Things may be farther away than... they... are."
"Give three examples of things measured by mass. Um, a ball... a... another ball..."
"Look at the birds on the floor!"
"Kids, we might be going into a recession... UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! *knocks books over*"
"The Movie! The Game! The TV Show! The Informative Pamphlet!"
"One time, when I was scuba diving, I ran out of air!"
"Don't make fun of my speakos!"
"Are you Piccolo? Doth you be?"
"The 'Dough' is safe but NOT SUITABLE TO EAT!"
"Just like pi equals 3.141592654, an apple is round!"
"Haha! That IS an apple!"
"You Two are sTupid!"
"Loser...T!"
"Heazy sex ahllo!"
"Last week, I was on a boat. As I recall, it was a motor boat."
"I'll just move to Georgia, 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED YA'LL'S CONSENT!"
"MAKIN MOVIES BRB"
"JEFFERY- SNAILS?!"
"REDID IT FOR THE SPIT CRIT"
"My reverse hallo is... an EXUHTOO."
"I walked forward, but I used my feet."
"Your answer should should be!"
"Matt breathes. Matt breathes. Matt breathes."
"AH What's a dog?! OH I heard the barking! NOW I KNOW!"
"Ansem: So it seems your heart has lead you to obliter- I KNOW, IT'S LIKE THE 9U21Y3923 TIME I'VE BEEN HERE, I GET IT."
"Dude, go lick a... lamppost."
"So I was talkin' to Justin... Boo."
"This guy is partner."
"IF U STOP LOOSING BLOOD AND IF THE WORLD STOPS BEING SQUARE THEN YES U CAN STAY ON."
"If you look at the map, PATRICK ISN'T WINNING!"
"Patrick doesn't know his own strenth 'cause he's too busy beating people up with it!"
"NOT NOW IM TALKING TO MY- SOUL."
"Gas planet!"
"Fire sun!"
"What was the keyblade you got from Axel? Burning Friendship?"
"I AM PANAXALOR! RULER OF THE NINTH DIMENSION!"
"This is my grandson... Erm, what was his name again?"
"Why did you call him Goomstayinalive? Well we wanted to name him Goomigi after Luigi, but then we added a 'b' because there's one in Goombario; some of the guys wanted to add an 's' at the end because they like the BeeGees, and at that point we just went with 'Goomstayinalive'."
"Where's your piñata button?"
"I'm a happy skull!"
"It's your best friend. Who is this?"
"When Greg left St. Anthony's, we successfully replaced him with Justin. Why can't he stay out of our lives?!"
"It's an El Camino! That's Spanish for The Camino!"
"TURN THAT FOWN UPSIDE DOWN!"
"I didn't know what to expeeeect..."
"What is DOING this noise?!"
"This brings us back to this corn farm, before trucks even existed."
"Mew: The Pink Pokemon."
"Daddy: The Mean Pokemon."
"MY NAME IS KRYS DSJKASGHA"
"Thanks, old pal. Budget for this was 5 cents."
"I am Maka Albarn of the Albarn tribe."
"That's your bane. My what? You know, the thing you'd curse in the middle of a rainstorm."
"I KNOW ALL FIRST NAMES! ...AND THAT IS NOT ONE OF THEM!!!"
"Nice was too mean, so we KILLED THEM and we became New Nice!"
"Yo Martin Luther King Jr., Imma let you finish, but I had a dream too!"
"Let's get some FOILing up in here!"
"There's more FOIL in here than a kitchen!"
"Ms. Fernandez, can I do some extra credit? You can't even do NORMAL credit!"
"Gravity is dumb."
"I'm going to college to be a farmer!"
"I'm not a farmer, I'm a livestock manager!"
"You have your cell phone out? I come to you!"
"I got a bunch a-dudes!"
"Ohsnap they're all messed up!"
"LIZ! Do you have any 4's? No. WHY NOT?!"
"They're like, THE thing!"
"THERE'S A SOUP IN MY BAT"
"DONT GET GLAD, GET DESPAIR"
"Hey the spoon kept my place! Thanks Book Spoon!"
"RAGRAHGAHBAH! I forgot how to pronounce 'Smash Ball'!"
"POP IT!!!"
"It sure is hand outside today!"
"NBCPEACOCKMOARCOLORFUL!"
"Hey, no hats in school! Your face is a hat!"
"Question 1: Someone is flying behind you, what do you do? Pull over to the side of the sky."
"You can step into my shoes, but I will not choose, for you..."
"POKEMON CARDS!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!"
"I play Fairy of the Spring!~ And brink back AXEOFDESPAIR!"
"Politics!"
"I'm a talkin' dog!"
"Big for Brawl!"
"Does anyone know what the Kelogg-Briand Pact did? Banned the sale of cereal?"

Comments


:iconkikyowolf:
Hey Archaic I'm not busy if you
want to talk I'm lonely
and Maka can come if you
see her too
:iconmastergallade:
Sorreh Anjii I'm kinda busy right now :C

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:bulletgreen:魂の共鳴~!!
:bulletorange:絶望したああぁぁぁ~!!
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:iconkikyowolf:
ok sorry I bother you. I miss you guys
:iconpikkapal:
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU HERES SOUL EATER EP1 IN EFFING ENGLIIIIIIIISH

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♥ℓσvєs♥sσrα♥
"Dont Wait...Act....Just 1 Of Life's Many Lessons...Got It Memorized?"~Axel♥
:heart:=MasterGallade:heart:
:iconmastergallade:
YHAY FOR FREAKING ENGLISH

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:bulletgreen:魂の共鳴~!!
:bulletorange:絶望したああぁぁぁ~!!
:bulletyellow:I-レ◊√∑-ㄚΩㄩ-*Pikkapal╰☆╮
:iconhappy-the-mongoose:
cute art <3

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:iconmastergallade:
Why thank you random person :meow:

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:bulletgreen:魂の共鳴~!!
:bulletorange:絶望したああぁぁぁ~!!
:bulletyellow:I-レ◊√∑-ㄚΩㄩ-*Pikkapal╰☆╮
:iconhappy-the-mongoose:
welcome no so random person hehe <3

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:iconmastergallade:
Oh now thanks for the watch! :la:

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:bulletgreen:魂の共鳴~!!
:bulletorange:絶望したああぁぁぁ~!!
:bulletyellow:I-レ◊√∑-ㄚΩㄩ-*Pikkapal╰☆╮
:iconhappy-the-mongoose:
welcome~ :3

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